Ads that, when you read them, make you go, "Huh?"
MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
WASHER $100. Owned by a bachelor who rarely washed.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... Only used on snowy days
WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 For Sale... Cheap... 200 pounds ground meat... 99.9% Beef...
TICKLE ME ELMO: Still in box, comes with its own 1988 Mustang in excellent condition, $6800
HEIFERS NEVER BRED... also one gay bull for sale, cheap.
FREE CAR... Husband in trunk... No refunds
GEORGIA PEACHES - California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE - Never opened - used just once - only slightly stained
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? We offer profit-sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7-$9 per hour
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